LeBron James loves Tacos

LeBron be farting on the huzz to scare them away
His taco onion breath is demoralizing to the NBA. But he is the goat
so I don’t care.

LeBron’s Tremendous Aura Farmation

Why is LeBron so tremendously good
He
aura farms so amazingly that he took over the league and is the
goat now.

Why Savannah James is actually the G.O.A.T

Savannah James has provided and cooked for LeBron and
made sure he is prepped for game day for 23 years straight. She also
takes care of their kids while LeBron is unavailable, this is to make
sure LeBron’s glorious eggs turn out to be goats too.